"Woody, what are you going to do with your gun?!"
"What do you mean, Buzz?"
[Woody tips his hat upwards and scratches his head.]
"We're in an airport Woody, we have to get through security."
"Buzz. We've been through this. I'm a toy. You're a toy."
[Buzz looks dubious.]
"Woody. I'm pretty sure they don't let toy guns through either."
"It'll be fine Buzz, stop fretting."
[Buzz starts getting a little fired up.]
"But Woody! We're all ready for our holiday. I am getting on that plane come what m..."
[Woody grins at Buzz, and interupts him.]
"Buzz! Buzz! I have a holster, this is true...but there's no gun in there."
[Buzz looks confused.]
"But Woody, didn't we read...you know...in the paper..."
[Buzz shakes his head.]
"...something about another Woody getting his gun confiscated at Heathrow...?"
"A fake, Buzz! That toy must have been a fake. Obviously those toy makers haven't seen the movie..."
[Woody thinks for a moment.]
"...oh oh I know maybe the other Woody was real but the kid just added his own gun!"
[Buzz peers around Woody's right side where his holster sits.]
"It's empty Buzz, see?!"
[Woody thrusts out his hip for Buzz to see clearly.]
"What's it for, then Woody?!"
[Buzz raises his eyebrows and juts his chin forward, challenging his friend.]
[Woody looks incredulous.]
"Honestly Buzz sometimes you're so oblivious to your surroundings...
...Andy's Mum might have confiscated it, I really don't know Buzz, but I've never had a gun in this ol' holster."
[Buzz still looks dubious.]
"This isn't some weird secret thing you have with Andy is it, Buzz?"
"Woody, as much as I used to make Andy love me more than you, he'll always love us both. And anyway Andy's grown up now. It's time for US to have our big adventures!"
"What flight should we get on Woody?"
"Any flight with a young kid with a backpack, Woody, but please not pink this time."
"Look Buzz! That one!"
....to be continued
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